Friday, September 24, 2010

Pick up THAT Chocolate Bar!

I recently spotted a bumper sticker that quips, "If I must die, let it be death by chocolate." It's good for a chuckle, but evidence is mounting that chocolate can benefit the heart in many ways and may even help you to live longer. Dark chocolate is best: It's typically richer than milk chocolate in a group of antioxidant flavonoids called flavanols, and it has a better fat content.I love eating chocolates. When I'm unhappy, I go for chocolates. It doesn't matter the brand, as long as it's chocolate, it makes my mouth water. Don't let me know there's chocolate in the fridge, somehow I'll miss it and go visiting the fridge.
Enough said, indulge in these chocolate quotes and find yourself a good reason to go for another piece of chocolate!
Look at who's eating chocolate RIGHT NOW!

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
-- Mel Gibson

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
-- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz


And above all... Think Chocolate!
--"Betty Crocker"

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
-- Sandra Boynton

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing
-- Milton Snavely Hershey

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
-- Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
-- Anonymous

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
-- Lora Brody

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
-- Author Unknown

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets
-- Milton Zelma

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you really need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you have met that special someone and still believe that, I really need to know where you get your chocolate!!!
-- Anonymous

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
-- Author Unknown

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
-- Author Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
-- Author Unknown

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
-- Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
-- Miranda Ingram

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
-- Forrest Gump in the movie "Forrest Gump"

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
-- Author Unknown

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.
-- Gina Hayes

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
-- Author Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
-- John Q. Tullius

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
-- Author Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
-- Judith Viorst

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
-- Terry Moore

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
-- Author Unknown

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
-- Linda Grayson

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