Chocolate Vs. Sex???

There aint any comparison between the two,I would rightly claim chocolate better than sex!A study shows that   British women would rather have chocolate than wine, designer cosmetics and sex.  
Lets take a hilarious look at why chocolate is sooo BTS(Better Than Sex)!

Why is chocolate better than sex?

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

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 9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
11. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
12. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
13. Good chocolate is easy to find.
14. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
15. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
16. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
17. With chocolate size doesn't matter.Anyhow.The BIGGER,the BETTER!