Chocolate Vs. Sex???

There aint any comparison between the two,I would rightly claim chocolate better than sex!A study shows that   British women would rather have chocolate than wine, designer cosmetics and sex.  
Lets take a hilarious look at why chocolate is sooo BTS(Better Than Sex)!

Why is chocolate better than sex?

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

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 9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
11. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
12. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
13. Good chocolate is easy to find.
14. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
15. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
16. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
17. With chocolate size doesn't matter.Anyhow.The BIGGER,the BETTER!

10 Things you DIN'T Know about Chocolate...

• Does chocolate really energize you?One chocolate chip gives the average adult enough energy to walk 150 feet. That means that to fuel yourself for a hike around the world, you'd need almost 900,000 chocolate chips.

•   Talk about sweet ceremonies!The Maya drank liquid chocolate during weddings, engagements, baptisms and even funerals! Whoever thought there was something ceremonial about chocolate!

• Some chocolates may cost you but did you know that Cacao or chocolates beans were used as currency by Aztec and Maya tribes? If we had that today we would be eating out of our wallets!

• Those gory scenes in Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘Psycho’, was all chocolate syrup! Although the scene finishes in about 45 seconds, it took 7 days to get that shot done perfectly! Now that’s a sticky plot!

• Chocolate does not cause or aggravate acne, this is complete B*^#S#%^T!

• The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.Yummie to Tummie!!

• You're not the only one who craves chocolate, you know. Chocolate is extremely addictive for our canine companions! Small amounts of chocolate may not hurt your dog, but once a dog develops a taste for the sweet, it'll stop at nothing to get more. And in large amounts, chocolate can lead to epileptic seizures and poisoning.

• Americans consume almost half of the world's production of chocolates!Heard of obesity,anyone???

• It is a known fact that chocolate has caffeine in it. But did you know that you would have to eat more then a dozen chocolate bars to get the same amount of caffeine from a cup of coffee? There are about 5 to 10 mg's of caffeine in one ounce of bitter chocolate, 5 mgs in milk chocolate, and 10mgs in a six-ounce cup of cocoa.

• During the 16th and 17th centuries, the church was a watchtower of health and waistlines: eating chocolate was considered a sin! By the 18th century, however, people considered chocolate a medicine. It was especially popular as a treatment for stomach aches (and I bet a woman came up with that!).

Bonne Appetite!

Pick up THAT Chocolate Bar!

I recently spotted a bumper sticker that quips, "If I must die, let it be death by chocolate." It's good for a chuckle, but evidence is mounting that chocolate can benefit the heart in many ways and may even help you to live longer. Dark chocolate is best: It's typically richer than milk chocolate in a group of antioxidant flavonoids called flavanols, and it has a better fat content.I love eating chocolates. When I'm unhappy, I go for chocolates. It doesn't matter the brand, as long as it's chocolate, it makes my mouth water. Don't let me know there's chocolate in the fridge, somehow I'll miss it and go visiting the fridge.
Enough said, indulge in these chocolate quotes and find yourself a good reason to go for another piece of chocolate!
Look at who's eating chocolate RIGHT NOW!

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
-- Mel Gibson

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
-- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz


And above all... Think Chocolate!
--"Betty Crocker"

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
-- Sandra Boynton

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing
-- Milton Snavely Hershey

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
-- Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
-- Anonymous

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
-- Lora Brody

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
-- Author Unknown

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets
-- Milton Zelma

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you really need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you have met that special someone and still believe that, I really need to know where you get your chocolate!!!
-- Anonymous

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
-- Author Unknown

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
-- Author Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
-- Author Unknown

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
-- Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
-- Miranda Ingram

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
-- Forrest Gump in the movie "Forrest Gump"

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
-- Author Unknown

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.
-- Gina Hayes

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
-- Author Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
-- John Q. Tullius

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
-- Author Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
-- Judith Viorst

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
-- Terry Moore

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
-- Author Unknown

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
-- Linda Grayson

My first love - Chocolat

Have always wondered why chocolate is one of the most opted "flavour" in the world.
Its pretty funny how chcoclate has a strong flipping multiple personality disorder-where at one end,it acts as a tissue to all the crying women and at the other end it makes all the women cry.Weight gain has its ugly consequences.Chocolate in any form gives such a pleasure.This reminds me of a term which people most often used in my past - Better Than Sex (BTS).Its amazing how people long for chocolate ,just to get a "pleasure" and not call it a drug!Ever wondered whether it might be an addictive??
Am soo telling you guys,theres something about chocolate which i have to figure out.
Come on,i have to take a tiny look into " my first love's" dirty secrets!